- Your belly no longer fits in your OVERSIZED cleaning/pajama shirts or your husbands shirts
- Everytime you stand up, cough or roll over you get a contraction
- You can no longer pick on your face in the mirror over the counter
- You unexpectedly get wedged and stuck between things in your home
- You can't plug the toaster oven in anymore because you can't reach that far back over the counter
- You have to cover your belly button every time you laugh to keep from looking like a turkey thermometer
- You secretly get angry watching others put the dinner food away because you desperately wanted another plate but were too embarrassed to speak up
- You have to drive the motorized carts around the store
- A body pillow no longer cuts it; now you need 2 addition pillows plus bunched up bedding at night
- You need a forklift to roll your belly over with you in the middle of the night
- You need to call for help to get out of the bathtub
And my personal favorite:
- Your 4 yr old asks you "why your boobs won't hold up anymore"
5 comments:
Yeah, you're definitely at that point in pregnancy where everything is so hard! Must be even moreso for you with all the time you've had to spend laying down. You poor mam!
Don't let Kayson make you feel badly about your boobies. They'll be fabulous again soon enough :)
This is so funny! I think that's me when I'm just having one!
Too funny, although I do have to say I have never experienced my belly button popping out, my belly button actually just becomes a little slit while I'm pregnant, it practically disappears. Anyhow I am glad that contractions have slowed down and that you have made it this far! Here's to 4 more weeks :) You can do it!
Don't you just love the half bathroom downstairs! I had to stop using ours when I was 9 months pregnant because I would literally get stuck!!! I was SO tempted to just take the door off!
Hehehehehe... Kayson makes me laugh. :D
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